Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? 24) Keep Going

Right now, you are both the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be. 21) Pet-Related High Thoughtsĭo pets name their owners? 22) It’s All Relative Nothing is ever really on fire because fire is actually on things. And it runs on water, man!” 18) Regardless, It Still Hurts Only you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. It’s got a fiberglass, air-cooled engine, and it runs on water!” Like, there’s this guy who invented this car that runs on water, man. If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church? 17) A Classic If you try to fail but end up succeeding, which did you actually do? 16) We’ll Make An Exception If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean it’s actually fair? 15) Not Not A Failure When you say “scent,” is the S or the C silent? 14) Fair Or Unfair? Why is there a D when you write “fridge,” but not when you write “refrigerator”? 13) Mind Blown When you feel a bug crawling on you but there isn’t actually one there, it’s the ghost of a bug you killed, come back to torment you. You don’t see a rhino sucking on a zebra for milk, do you? 10) We Always Knew Boomerangs Were MagicĮverything is a boomerang if you throw it up. It’s kind of messed up that humans drink the milk of other animals. Is there a synonym for synonym? 9) Milk Those High Thoughts When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom. How is it possible that being “up for it” and “down for it” mean the same thing? 7) Make It Stop How can your brain and body replicate the feeling of falling from a high place in your dreams if you’ve never actually experienced that before? 6) Semantics 4) You Can Argue This One Until The Cows Come Homeĭoes a straw have one hole or two? 5) Think About It That would mean that confident people feel more at ease because they’ve already lived through at least one life on this planet. What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first time they’ve lived through it? There was a moment when you were younger when your mom or dad put you down and never picked you up again. While you wait for the waiter, at that moment, are you not also the waiter? 2) Interesting But Also Kind Of Sad High Thoughts That Will Break Your Brain 1) It’s Waiters All The Way Down

Write them down, send them in, and maybe next time they’ll be on this list. If you say, “Whoa!”, “Hmmm,” or “Far out!”, congrats and welcome to the club - your notions have reached the next level.

How do you know if you’ve had a high thought of your own? You can recognize it by the emotional reaction you have. High thoughts are ideas that provide a different perspective on the mundane facts and activities of regular life. That’s when high thoughts start to occur. With only one or two puffs, your thoughts become more flexible and more creative. One of the many wonderful features of marijuana is its ability to take your brain places it’s never been before - not literally, of course, but you get the picture. To tide you over, keep you entertained, and help you identify when inspiration arrives, we’ve collected some of our favorite high thoughts of all time. Not sure whether you’ve had the privilege of your own stellar musings? Trust us, you’ll know when it happens. While we can’t get enough of the disconnect from reality that THC brings to the table or the medicinal properties of CBD, one of our favorite parts of the marijuana experience is the high thoughts that pop into our heads during a particularly entertaining smoke sesh.

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